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BORN TO KILL!!! - Peace through superior firepower.




1st Class Wannabe -


TAGS: limited number of seats still available moon shoot
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:39 pm
To the moon Alice! You might be one of a very select few to get the reference teehee. Thanks you old fart.
MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:37 pm
Good. Can you give me an estimate on how much to replace the shingles?
OldIrish - July 25, 2016, 9:45 am
UP, UP and AWAAAAAAAY!!!!
concern3 - July 25, 2016, 5:00 am
I can see your house from here, UP yours


STEP ASIDE -


TAGS: death beiber twilight shootem up
Rating: 4.83/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - November 10, 2017, 4:00 am
Don't worry, you can take Taylor Swift.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 11, 2013, 1:44 pm
Stop by the Jonas Brothers concert on your way back home. 5L
RetiredUSNChief - September 9, 2010, 5:55 am
OK, THIS one just became a new favorite!
Mr. Shiny - August 21, 2010, 3:50 am
Stop by the Jersey Shore while your at it, 5L's.
GreyScorpion - August 18, 2010, 10:44 am
FP FTFW!!! 5L+
Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 9:16 pm
Don't miss the Kanye West convention. 5/5


IF YOU NEED TO USE A GUN -


TAGS: shooting advice
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by Airman

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 27, 2011, 10:53 pm
fin.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 27, 2011, 10:53 pm
Cause it’s the new Mother Nature taking over It’s the new Splendid lady come to call It’s the new Mother Nature taking over She’s gettin’ us all She’s gettin’ us all. (Dat’n-doo-dow-dow-dat’n-doo-dow...)
Greeny - April 27, 2011, 10:31 pm
I think... You’re tripping back now to places you’ve been to You wonder what you’re gonna find You know you’ve been wrong but it won’t be long Before you leave ‘em all far behind
Sean - April 27, 2011, 10:06 pm
That tears it, Mr. Keller: I don't need your war machines. And don't gimme none of your ghetto scenes. Colored lights can hypnotize. Sparkle someone else's eyes.
Greeny - April 27, 2011, 9:30 pm
I guess I missed the threat part - these eyes are getting old...
Sean - April 27, 2011, 9:09 pm
Yer buckin' for some The Guess Who lyrics, Mister! And uhmmm, not from that song about what I think is a high priced transvestite h***er. But it's still a cool song; just not germane to my original threat.
Greeny - April 27, 2011, 9:01 pm
April Wine... Canadian... Drop Your Guns... I get it now!
Sean - April 27, 2011, 8:31 pm
I'm Canadian, so I don't have kill fantasies. But that doesn't mean that I don't have a rich fantasy life. Just a predominantly non-violent one.
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 6:53 pm
what safety? All they will hear is My sig going thru their head, 5 sh**s for you!
rudeboy308 - April 27, 2011, 6:33 pm
Also, don't have gun maker stickers on your vehicle. Let your gun ownership be a nasty surprise to whomever is stupid enough to try to attack you. This poster is utterly awesome.
CaptainBaked - April 26, 2011, 6:02 pm
5 messy break ups


NO FLY ZONE... -


TAGS: libya noflyzone military shootdown
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

fred - March 21, 2011, 9:21 am
Flown by rebels, sh** down by rebels. Fail.
PuppySlayer - March 20, 2011, 3:45 pm
I lol'ed hard 5l
MPsniper - March 20, 2011, 8:03 am
thanks
Snowman1944 - March 20, 2011, 5:16 am
WIN
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 9:43 pm
Excellence.


IN SOVIET RUSSIA -


TAGS: in soviet russia vodka shoots you
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by Claire

NickDahlmier - March 3, 2016, 9:20 pm
Thanks for the update, Jackson Browne!
5150monkeylove - September 1, 2010, 12:33 am
This is a really good one!
Claire - January 26, 2010, 8:50 pm
Why, thank you. This is my first poster that doesn't suck.
Dr. Rusak - January 25, 2010, 11:11 pm
I've been waiting for someone to make that kind of joke, but I gotta say, it beat all my expectations
Claire - January 25, 2010, 11:03 pm
Culos- Sorry, I'm a bit behind on the times. The last time I watched TV it was 1952... Les- Thanks. Doc- what?
lesterinside - January 25, 2010, 10:39 pm
Sure fire.. nice claire
Dr. Rusak - January 25, 2010, 6:41 pm
HEAD Sh** OR NONE, GENIUS!!!!!!
culos - January 25, 2010, 5:02 am
Can I have a sh** of Vodka please? (BTW Newsflash: Soviet Russia does no longer exist...)


RIFLES - The new generation of toys.


TAGS: hello kitty assault rifle gun shoot pew bullets hurt harm lol funny cat new generation of toys the
Rating: 2.41/5

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Octopus_Soup - July 26, 2009, 1:00 pm
Epic win.


CONVICTION -


TAGS: there you go shooting your mouth off again
Rating: 4.97/5

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crankyhead - March 16, 2012, 2:20 am
5h**gun!
lgvernon - March 16, 2012, 1:30 am

Love it~~


WHO SAYS - Video Games don't pay off in real life?


TAGS: video games first person shooter
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by Koradan

Ptwist - November 29, 2009, 11:35 pm
You don't need a headsh** with a rifle that big.
Ouch - September 20, 2009, 5:04 pm
BOOM! HEADSh**!


AMERICAN GUN CONTROL - The Ability To Hit The Target Multiple Times Whether It Is Human Or Not


TAGS: control gun rights death shooting
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by SethMythrax

steve1961 - December 16, 2012, 12:05 am
LOL Trust me, there are some things better to not know...
Pj3r - December 15, 2012, 10:35 am
Wouldn't a Twinkie firing gun be useless in a couple of weeks? I'd go for Skittles, or M&M's. Maybe a Mars bar. Also, who is Pengen?
steve1961 - December 15, 2012, 2:19 am
Don't feel bad...I ridicule people even without typos. Have you met Pengen? btw Well done on the explanation...but I would have said it fired Twinkies ;)
Pj3r - December 14, 2012, 4:52 pm
It's a plain Desert Eagle with a surprise candle to make it more special in a way that only a fine gun can. Also, it's a typo, for which you tried to ridicule me by pointing it out to me in sincere honesty.
steve1961 - December 14, 2012, 12:00 pm
Wth is a "Dessert" Eagle?
Pj3r - December 11, 2012, 3:41 am
For those "YAAY AMERICA WOOOOOO!!" fellers, this would have been so much better with a Government model 1911 instead of an IMI Dessert Eagle...


THE KEANU RULE -


TAGS: speed keanu rules shoot through
Rating: 4.25/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 12, 2014, 10:16 pm
The Ding Chavez rule, if you can't hit the target, let Weber take the sh**. The man can hit a penny from a half mile.


END YOUR MISERY - Shoot Your Boss




PERSPECTIVE - "Guns don't kill people! But they sure help."


TAGS: shoot em up
Rating: 2.71/5

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FIVE OR SIX? - Sometimes it makes a big difference.


TAGS: dirty harry sh** shoots magnum 44 gun
Rating: 3.23/5

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GreyScorpion - December 10, 2009, 5:27 pm
Dirty Harry is da man!! 5 feelin' luckys
LogicDude - June 12, 2009, 4:14 pm
No, REAL MEN only need 1 sh**. Unless you're talking about number of times you need to screw a chick to convince her you're a God in the sack...in which case the answer is still only 1. Which is why I'm only a demi-God.
FTACHASER357 - June 12, 2009, 10:59 am
Makes a BIG difference. But then REAL MEN only need 6 sh**s.


SHOOT ME -




My girlfriend -


TAGS: guns shooting transformers decepticons toaster
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by RetiredUSNChief

RetiredUSNChief - January 11, 2015, 5:37 pm
My son's a big Transformer's fan...he likes this, too!
mizzdizz - January 11, 2015, 10:42 am
Hey Chief! Too many PD-680 fumes? Tnx for serving! Laughed so hard it hurrrrts!!!!! 5L
JesusWept - January 10, 2015, 9:18 am
If your toaster laughs, you might need sh**s from a doctor and not a gun heh. L L L L L
concern3 - January 10, 2015, 5:18 am
very funny
MissPriss - January 10, 2015, 12:46 am
...I 5Laughed! Yep it was a good time.


HAPPINESS -


TAGS: bang bang shoot shoot leaving iraq
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - March 31, 2011, 1:47 pm
yes, those are the lyrics. These soldiers are happy cuz their leaving Iraq, so their guns are cold.. little play on words?
PixieRose - March 31, 2011, 1:44 pm
1) if you're trying to quote the Beatles its "happiness is a warm gun" 2) this pic is f***ing epic


SHOOT FOR THE MOON - If you miss, you'll land among the stars.




STRENGTH & VIRILITY -


TAGS: strength virility only shooting blanks
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by MilDoc

steph1 - May 11, 2011, 4:14 am
ouch!!!...get well soon
Reality Lord - May 10, 2011, 7:25 pm

lolz
rerun - May 10, 2011, 7:00 pm

d***, the hits keep coming. 5L
Airman - May 10, 2011, 6:45 pm
zzzzzzzzzing!


THE ALL-PURPOSE HUNTING RIFLE -


TAGS: hunting shooting rifle gun
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by kingsholmmad

Sound - February 15, 2010, 6:43 pm
that's a all-purpose key chain... I know what I'm getting my dad for Father's day!


MY DAUGHTER -


TAGS: wife bambi newborn shoot
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

Oiler - January 2, 2013, 9:50 pm
Have not been hanging around here for long...but your posts make me laugh. Good Stuff
holymoly - May 7, 2012, 12:20 pm
first laugh of the day. Thanks Bruzilla.. funny sh*t
Reality Lord - May 6, 2012, 8:07 pm

please, let me know if it works. i should have thought of that.


HIT OR BE HIT -




STATISTICS -


TAGS: pee shooters math parody
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by BuggattEH

Verdeckt - May 7, 2011, 9:38 pm
Wow.. Just wow!.... He's batting 1,000...
crankyhead - May 7, 2011, 2:37 pm
122385 =)


SAFETY - i hope he didnt forget to empty the cartridge


TAGS: fail safety gun shoot kill motifake
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by maker321

Nagard - June 22, 2010, 9:19 am
Read the text: The bolt is removed *facepalm*


nonsensical nonsense #5 -


TAGS: dog does not bite i do not shoot
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

curlyrocks - September 13, 2013, 6:05 pm
That's not nonsense. that's perfect sense.


RIP -


TAGS: school shooting holidays loss
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 15, 2012, 7:10 pm
Yes indeed mao...I can't even guess at what those families are dealing with today.
MissPriss - December 15, 2012, 7:09 pm
The mom in me dies with every new piece of information. The decent human in me wants to do anything to stop this d*** madness. Little babies...gone. Can't even fathom what those parents are going through. I cry several times a day for all of them.
maoworks2 - December 15, 2012, 5:20 pm
Very Sad !
GaryO - December 15, 2012, 4:12 pm
Thanks for this Missy. I wanted to make a poster about it, but I’m too heartsick and pissed. Unimaginable grief and horror in that part of the world. There is no perspective for understanding such a horrific unfathomable event.


FIREARM SAFETY - 1. Always assume a weapon is loaded. 2. Only aim at what you're going to shoot. 3. Never trust a woman with a gun!


TAGS: woman shooter
Rating: 3.57/5

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myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:17 pm
lol, never trust a women with a gun


IMPACT -




DICK CHENEY'S NEW BOOK - How To Shoot Friends And Influence People




THE TRASH HEAP - Always a good idea to call ahead before you visit!


TAGS: he can see you coming and he shoots first
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

CANADA - August 12, 2009, 10:41 am
like it!


DOUBLE-BARRELLED PISTOL - When you REALLY want to cover your inadequacies.




Troubleshooting -


TAGS: funny troubleshooting windows pwns mac pc awesome demotivator
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Shanesnh

Woody - July 1, 2009, 4:36 pm
I am a PC and I am going to shoot you.
your_momma - June 8, 2009, 2:48 am
Wait until PC discovers that the bullets have been replaced by Folger's crystals.. stupid windows users.... so sad.
-quote needed- - April 10, 2009, 6:51 pm
Im a pc and i have a gun.
Mr. Shiny - March 29, 2009, 11:33 pm
lol
yon - January 24, 2009, 11:12 am
hackintosh solves all of this nonsense.
Ag218 - December 2, 2008, 8:13 am
PC hates hippies. Neat!
Anonymous - November 29, 2008, 3:54 pm
Aw, Cartman, put down that chocolate gun.
pro - November 29, 2008, 9:16 am
Gun ownership is not very P.C., Mac!


HAPPY PLACE -




THE RIGHT OF THE PEOPLE - To Keep And Bear Arms Shall Not Be Infringed


TAGS: trapshooters
Rating: 2.95/5

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know_it_all - March 15, 2010, 4:44 pm
i lost all of mine in a tragic boating accident...
rerun - March 14, 2010, 11:06 am

all of his belong to soebody else.....right Dave?
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 10:50 am
Even if they belong to someone else?


PUNK ROCK - "And I swear that I don't have a gun No I don't have a gun" - Kurt Cobain


TAGS: then how did you shoot yourself
Rating: 3.6/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 5:59 pm
You're GS's sister?......That explains a lot.
MissRed - May 21, 2010, 12:40 pm
Wait...You were in My bedroom?!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 9:22 am
No... What I told you was "I found Nirvana in your sisters bedroom, she does some crazy **** with hand lotion"....you must have blocked some of it out....jk.
GreyScorpion - May 21, 2010, 9:15 am
you told me Nirvana was your favorite hand lotion
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 9:14 am
I...I....I just.......Nirvana was punk?....I just......1L
TheTrashHeap - May 21, 2010, 8:36 am
Myself and most others who put effort and consideration into every poster we make, That's who cares forseti. Quality over quantity. If you think half a**ed posters are the way to go, just keep on like you have been. The rest of us will strive for quality.
TheTrashHeap - May 21, 2010, 8:30 am
Myself and most others who put effort and consideration into every poster we make, That's who cares forseti. Quality over quantity. If you think half a**ed posters are the way to go, just keep on like you have been. The rest of us will strive for quality.
forseti - May 21, 2010, 4:29 am
i like the pic. who cares if it fit's perfectly to today's topic?!? 5 L
TheTrashHeap - May 21, 2010, 1:02 am
You figured wrong. Punck rockers kill themselves with drugs, not guns.
ICEMAN - May 21, 2010, 12:58 am
There was the classic mistake. You were thinking. Grunge Rules.
pzykosiz - May 20, 2010, 11:41 pm
i figured it was close enough for today's topic.
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 10:50 pm
They were "grunge" which is a musical movement I do fondly love to listen to.
TheTrashHeap - May 20, 2010, 10:43 pm
In no way was Nirvana "PUNK Rock". In no way is Punk dead.
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 9:32 pm
He killed himself.
Dirtball - May 20, 2010, 9:23 pm
He Killed Punk Rock
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 8:31 pm
Hahaha! Ohh Kurt!


ATTENTION -




WORKPLACE VIOLENCE -




WHITE LAB COATS -




A•I•M - To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first. And, whatever you hit, call it the target.




precautionary -




THE BLENDER -


TAGS: she shoots she scores
Rating: 4.78/5

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lgvernon - April 22, 2012, 12:29 am

Gives, 'take me for a spin' a whole new meaning, huh?
ughomer - April 20, 2012, 5:48 pm
WELL, PUREE ME.
mariand - April 20, 2012, 5:31 pm
yeah, sure... but I don't agree with that...lol


HOW COMMITTED TO POVERTY IS THIS GUY? - Seeking sympathy and a Sharpie.


TAGS: shoot
Rating: 4.5/5

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Quiz -


TAGS: gun shears police civilian shooting
Rating: 4.5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2014, 11:52 am
Glad to see that fine is treating good.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2014, 11:51 am
Lol!
GaryO - June 12, 2014, 11:19 pm
I imagine this is pertinent to some event that’s prolly only obscure to me, but somebody once said ‘you shouldn’t come to a gun fight with a pruning shears’…..or something like that …aaaand I’m still drunk on your previous poster


REFLECTION -


TAGS: sunrise ph**o shoot cold weather
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 3:04 pm
So much for getbent
GreyScorpion - July 23, 2010, 3:00 pm
he was up past his bedtime in Manilla anyway
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 2:49 pm
YAY. Couple warning sh**s but you got your sights sighted in on the lil bastard huh Grey. Nice shootin Tex.
GreyScorpion - July 23, 2010, 2:48 pm
him just got a time out for a little self reflection
Sean - July 23, 2010, 2:46 pm
getlost getreal
GreyScorpion - July 23, 2010, 2:40 pm
last chance getreal, slow your negative roll
getreal - July 23, 2010, 2:37 pm
you have the humor of a child


I SAID I WANTED FRIKKEN SHARKS -


TAGS: now we re shooting missles out of the sky
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Airman

TheTrashHeap - April 20, 2010, 9:18 pm
Hey Aggy! Hows this for a challenger poster?


BEFORE THE RIDE -


TAGS: airman shootin bull
Rating: 4.13/5

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Greeny - May 10, 2011, 10:01 pm
the inspiration for this came after a glass of Scotch, and my tinnitus... and of course you guys
Airman - May 9, 2011, 12:19 pm
LOL.. I just saw this


SPONSOR SKIPPING - It makes you look kinda fruity and causes you to grow a mullet. Mr. M told me to tell you.




TOP GUN -


TAGS: top gun ronsart shooting
Rating: 3.22/5

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agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 8:10 pm
Two Sopwith Camels left, ten-o'clock, level, continue left turn.


STRAIT SHOOTING -


TAGS: straiting shooting assignment you still missed the point
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by pieman

Zed - May 6, 2010, 8:42 am
ka-chunk
agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 6:11 pm
Ka-ziiing!
pieman - May 5, 2010, 4:21 pm
and we finally have a taker. Thanks for playing. Now please tell me that blanks have paper in them and if you are close enough to the target you will hit it.
Zed - May 5, 2010, 2:58 pm
I believe the term is "Straight Shooting", since a "strait" is a narrow, navigable channel of water that connects two larger navigable bodies of water.


SENSE - This picture makes none.


TAGS: i mean really is bruce willis going to shoot the rat or ratatouille
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by whatukno

LogicDude - November 16, 2009, 8:53 am
Wanting to shoot Michael Moore and rescue the rat makes perfect sense. Yippeekiyay b****ez!
aesop's folly - November 16, 2009, 8:51 am
epic ph**oshop fail
mmmBingSoo - November 15, 2009, 1:53 pm
it's a shoop u cant make a sense poster about a shoop


GUNS - For People That Can't Throw


TAGS: guns shoot kill throw toss
Rating: 2.59/5

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Zagato - December 30, 2009, 2:51 am
I got that joke


THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL? - Yeah, it's a bullet. Sorry.




HANDGUNS - .38s really aren't wimp loads unless you actually shoot a wimp.




IN MEMORIAM -




WTF?!? -


TAGS: wong shooting
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by Chiun

Jmac0585 - June 2, 2009, 4:12 pm
That's engrish?
Bob Chin - April 7, 2009, 9:38 am
Calip***ia....It's ultramodern!?!?


STRETCHING IT OUT - All part of Bob "The Sarge" Watkins regimen for whipping his new Y League team (over 30 division) ready for the season




Aim High -




Prima Donnas -


TAGS: cutest shoot of my career
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

EmilioDumphque - August 6, 2016, 10:24 pm
Missin' a few keys.


backyard brawler -




oregon shooting -


TAGS: news guns shootings
Rating: 4/5

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pzykosiz - October 15, 2015, 10:28 pm
the counter doesn't go past 3 does it?
Reality Lord - October 10, 2015, 2:53 pm

the timer just got re-started...again.....three times from what i heard
MPsniper - October 10, 2015, 7:45 am
" my right trumps your dead " - Aaron Weiss -


Tourist Season -


TAGS: why cant we shoot em
Rating: 4/5

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theyuk - February 19, 2015, 10:15 pm
This is Texas, sir. Our tags go to 11.
Oldsod - February 19, 2015, 5:31 am
When you get your tags, be careful not to exceed your limit of 5.


Newsflash -




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